love gandalfs face in the first one
aunt peggy i have to call u back
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
LOOK AT THE CRESCENT MOON ON HIS FOREHEAD AND THE LITTLE HEART ON HIS BACK
I’m legit gonna cry oh no
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
a cool and tough introduction survey:
- name: ???
- your catchphrase: probably “fuckin’ a.”
- favorite emoji/emoticon: NO. emojis are bad.
- favorite color scheme: creamy orange, lime green, turquoise, fuchsia.
- favorite type of monster-person: re-humanized zombies?
- something real cool that you can do: shoot arrows like a mothah fuckah.
- a song you want to share with your followers: Love, Reign o’er Me (The Who).
- top 3 characters of all time: Harry Potter, Sydney Carton, Sherlock Holmes.
- what pets do you have: Wobble and Daisy (cats).
- your hogwarts house: Gryffindor?
- favorite pokemon: Nope.
how anthony mackie got knocked out filming captain america (x)