oh god but
on the tarmac, sherlock said “something i’ve meant to say always”
so if he was about to tell john that he loves him (and, at this point, that seems like the most likely explanation)
then that means that he’s been in love with john since very, very early on in their relationship
that he’s been in love with john for years
'useless fucking paperclips'
I think I found my new bff.
'idiotic crusty nipple'
I just wanted to point out Benedict’s phone answering dance, now documented in two very different films.
phone answering dance
High School Fads, 1944
Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back
I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl
can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
November 25, 1969—”Monty Python’s Flying Circus” TV show excerpt
This represents the older contingent on Tumblr when naive younglings begin to audibly wonder why fogeys are here reblogging porn and generally being ‘embarrassing’.
To have fun. And harass snarky teens, yeah?
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
THE LAST ONE
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
"What is shipping?"
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all