Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die…..
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay
You are a hero among procrastinators
anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right
it’s the ‘PLS RESPOND’ that gets me
This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
i love capitalism
the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye
How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?
- the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
- the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
- the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
- the last time I compromised I lost an eye
- the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye
"You should have seen what happened to the other one"
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.